more donaldson definitions

these from 'i'm leaving you simon, you disgust me...' a dictionary of received ideas.

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Scotsmen, strawberry nosed, See FERGUSON, SIR ALEX

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Intervals, theatre. Always too short.

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Liam, rock stars called. Forever telling their fans to 'fuck off'

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47-year-olds. Always in a 'stable condition' after being rushed to hospital in an ambulance.

See also AMBULANCES; ARRIVAL, DEAD ON; 49-YEAR-OLDS.